Humour
"Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humour in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious," revealed Ayatollah Khomeini. Murtadd to Human abrogates this revelation. If anyone can bring a verse like it or funnier than Khomeini, then clearly, it cannot be from Allah.