Hez ball—AAAARRGGHHH!!!!

Hez ball—AAAARRGGHHH!!!!
The anguish of journalists

I am a prophet. Hear my prophecy:

In June 2025, Lebanon will experience a statistically-significant decline in its birthrate. Furthermore, this decline will be reflected in the population pyramid of 2045.

Prove me wrong and win a clean pager (voice-activated, hands-free).


If you have experience in any of the following, Hezbollah is recruiting:

Carrier-pigeon owners

Smoke signallers

Drum messengers

Turtle-dove cooers

Tin-can telephone operators

Nudge-nudge wink-winkers

Clairvoyants

Psychics

Star-Trek beam-me-uppers


A tsunami of memes crashed into Lebanon since someone seriously humiliated Hezbollah by destroying some thousand or so of its finest testicles. Something to do with the terrorist group bombing a chicken coop, it is rumoured. "An egg for an egg," a rather satisfied spokesperson said on condition of anonymity. No one knows who done it. At Murtadd to Human, our standards do not allow us to join the world in the frenzy of wild speculation. To whoever did this, we would just like to say Mazel tov!


Picture credits:

Screenshot from BBC, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lpIhQfkUTI

Screenshot from The Israel Guys, https://youtu.be/yaotiXDWEaM

Screenshot from TBN Israel, https://youtu.be/SLQXYSNjYRU

“The Provisional Council of State Proclamation of the Flag of the State of Israel” of 25 Tishrei 5709 (28 October 1948) provides the official specification for the design of the Israeli flag.The color of the Magen David and the stripes of the Israeli flag is not precisely specified by the above legislation. The color depicted in the current version of the image is typical of flags used in Israel today, although individual flags can and do vary.The flag legislation officially specifies dimensions of 220 cm × 160 cm. However, the sizes of actual flags vary (although the aspect ratio is usually retained). - http://mfa.gov.il/MFA/AboutIsrael/IsraelAt50/Pages/The Flag and the Emblem.aspx, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=343614


On 20 September 2024 at 07:47, Ben Dor A. wrote:

😂😂 Now you are rubbing it in

Best Regards
Ben Dor A