Who could possibly object to an independent investigation?

On 27 July 2024, a farmer in Papua New Guinea was putting the finishing touches to his makeshift rocket. His grandson, an officer in the PNG Space Force, was still painting "Falaq-1" on the casing when the weapon accidentally launched. The rocket allegedly further malfunctioned and landed in the middle of Lake Tiberius in Israel, where some school children were frolicking in the water. As is their nature, they rushed in to retrieve the rocket, carried it all the way to their sports ground in Majdal Shams, and started playing football with it. That is when the tragic accident happened: the rocket exploded, killing twelve of the children and injuring over thirty. Yet, there is something implausible about children carrying a rocket from Lake Tiberius in the Galilee to Majdal Shams on the Golan Heights. After it emerged that the Papuan farmer had programmed his rocket to land on a particularly noisy colony of emperor penguins in Antarctica, the Vice-President of the European Commission, Josep Borrell, taking care not to mention either the Papuan farmer, or the noisy penguins, called for an independent investigation. "I strongly condemn this bloodbath,” he said. Murtadd to Human wishes to put on record that we support the top diplomat in his quest to get to the bottom of this ever-deepening mystery.

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