Hamas loses "Muslim land"! Masha-Allah.

Never in their wildest dreams would Hamas, "Palestinians", Arabs or Muslims ever have foreseen their "eternal moment of triumph" on October 7 fifteen months later turn into the ummah-shattering humiliation of losing 365 km² of prime "Muslim Land" in a real estate deal between the big Satan and the little Satan. The Muslims' weeks of wild jubilation across the world finally came to this, the deal of the millennium—er, how did Latifa Abouchakra put it?

Nothing will ever be able to take back this moment of triumph, this moment of humiliation on behalf of the Zionist entity. Nothing. Ever!

That's how they celebrated the slaughter of 1,200 Israelis, the mass rapes, the butchery, even of babies, the burning alive of whole families, the capture and abduction of over 250 out of their beds. Yes. This barbarism was their moment of triumph.

Let us see Sami Hamdi philosophise about today's events in Washington on The Thinking Muslim YouTube channel. Muhammad Jalal, always on the verge of depression, this time, double-whiskey, brother, double whiskey. It's alright, Ayatollah Khamenei just issued a fatwa. He needs a still shot, too. Let us look forward to Sheikh Dr Yasir Qadi pontificating before his faithful congregation on Friday. Sadly, George Galloway's already thrown in the towel, a dictator's mouth without a dictator's indefatigability.

I considered listing all the blows the ummah had suffered during this jihad war since 7 October, but that would be gloating, wouldn't it. Bad taste. In any case, I wouldn't be able to compete.

7 October 2023 to 5 February 2025. Two days short of fifteen months, and nothing will ever be able to take back this moment of triumph, this moment of humiliation on the part of Hamas and the ecstatic ummah. Nothing. Ever! Presumably the IDF still has Sinwar's finger for that print on the title deed. Keep it all legit, you know what I mean. We don't want to be accused of stealing Palestinian land now, do we.

Dar al-Islam: now minus 365 km² Masha-Allah.

Picture credits:

Screen shot from Guido Fawkes, https://youtu.be/AKRkI6_wOk4

Palestinian News & Information Agency (Wafa) in contract with APAimages, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=138775619

Screenshot from LiveNow from Fox, YouTube https://youtu.be/0D4M585EF08

Comments:

On 5 February 2025 at 19:31, Jalal Tagreeb wrote:

Hi Anjuli,

The materialistic destruction of Gaza does not matter, the destruction of the spirit is what matters. Hamas is an ideological idea and it cannot be destroyed. They won again despite the massive destruction that the IDF did. In fact, the U.S. president saying that they want to take Gaza, is a strong testimony that the IDF could not take it despite all what they did and all what they were given! Hamas did it again ... they won! We have to admit it.

Kind regards,
Jalal.

On 11 February 2025 at 11:31, Anjuli Pandavar wrote:

Hi Jalal,

"In fact, the U.S. president saying that they want to take Gaza, is a strong testimony that the IDF could not take it despite all what they did and all what they were given!"

In the final analysis, you are correct. As far as jihad is concerned, this is all that matters, except we both know that:

1. It is a mental trick that Muslims play on themselves so they can keep going for centuries, even if they are reduced to surviving in holes and eating rats. The stronger force did not obliterate them, therefore they won.
2. It doesn't matter who takes over Gaza, if it is not a Muslim, then they have lost.
3. They have won only in the sense of the Israelis having lost the psychological war, yet again.
4. and 5. I shall not publish.